Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
