Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
the day after is always just damage control
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
