I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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