In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just high enough for therapy.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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