nut hugger
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
