i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I love you.
Bad choice
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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