his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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