He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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