Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I could fuck to npr.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Panties = found
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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