that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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