4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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