Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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