I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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