the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
