No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Drake has all the answers
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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