Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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