Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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