Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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