What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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