I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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