I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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