Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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