Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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