Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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