No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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