Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
