just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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