I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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