I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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