exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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