You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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