whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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