I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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