who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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