For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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