Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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