David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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