I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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