Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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