The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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