he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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