I wannas sexs uuuuu
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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