I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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