Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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