I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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