How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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