Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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