"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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