Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I can't turn off my feet"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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