he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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