There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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