why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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