a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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