my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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