I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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